Rodney Dangerfield (1921 – 2004), american stand-up comedian famous for his “I don’t get no respect” one-liner jokes. I will share some of them here, just for fun.
Rodney Dangerfield – I Don’t Get No Respect
I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I tell ya, when I was a kid I had it rough. Once on my birthday, my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.
I tell ya with girls, I never have any luck. A belly-dancer told me I turned her stomach.
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New Foo Fighters EP given away for FREE.
Foo Fighters unveiled their surprise: a new five-track EP called Saint Cecilia.

I like to write something about this extraordinary woman, Rocío Dúrcal, who was very successful and very popular (still is) in Spain, Mexico, Latin America, USA among latin population. Many people, though, don’t know her, or never heard her name. …
Rocío Dúrcal (October 4, 1944 – March 25, 2006), born аs María de los Ángeles de las Heras Ortiz in Madrid, Spain, wаs а Spanish singer аnd actress, knоwn artistically аs Rocío Dúrcal. Ѕhе іs one of the best-selling Spanish solo artist tо dаtе wіth mоrе thаn 100 mіllіоn records sold. Ѕhе died оf cancer іn 2006, a year after receiving a Latin Music Grammy Award (2005). …

Their signature song, “Disco Inferno”, has been covered by Tina Turner and Cyndi Lauper. In addition, Graham Parker covered “Hold Back The Night” on the “The Pink Parker EP” in 1977, and reached #20 in the UK Singles Chart, and Top 60 in the US.
On September 19, 2005, the group’s “Disco Inferno” was inducted into the Dance Music Hall of Fame at a ceremony held in New York. The song was part-written by Ron Kersey, a producer-arranger and a member of MFSB, who also played with Trammps in the 1970s for a time. During the ceremony, the original band members performed together for the first time in 25 years.

The song Mad World was written and originally recorded by English duo Tears for Fears (Roland Orzabal and Curt Smith) in 1982, produced by Chris Hughes, a former drummer with Adam And The Ants and was released in 1983 on their debut album, The Hurting.

Several covers of this song have been released, with the one by Gary Jules probably being the most popular. There are other covers worth mentioning; here I list some of them: which one is your favorite?

Get Lucky by Daft Punk is an incredibly casual, laid-back disco groove, one of the summer’s defining sounds: Gliding across a shimmering, instantly recognizable Nile Rodgers guitar riff and a light electronica pulsation courtesy of the robots, Pharrell Williams lays on his velvety smooth, if not slightly off-key vocals across the track.

DISNEYLAND
Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying, turned around and went home.

FLORIDA OR MOON
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?’
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”

Verdetto Finale, programma televisivo di RAI1:
Vero o Falso?

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Dinanzi al giudice si presentano due contendenti, che raccontano una controversia che li divide. Tali contendenti sono sempre due attori che interpretano una parte.

La puntata di oggi, 21 Gennaio 2013, i due contendenti sono Cesare e Clelia, ambedue romani…