Rodney Dangerfield (1921 – 2004), american stand-up comedian famous for his “I don’t get no respect” one-liner jokes. I will share some of them here, just for fun.
Rodney Dangerfield – I Don’t Get No Respect
I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I tell ya, when I was a kid I had it rough. Once on my birthday, my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.
I tell ya with girls, I never have any luck. A belly-dancer told me I turned her stomach.
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DISNEYLAND
Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying, turned around and went home.

FLORIDA OR MOON
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?’
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”